Well, so I just ate an Atkins bar with 10 grams of fiber. TEN GRAMS OF FIBER, PEOPLE. It's 40% of your DRV or RDV or VDR or whatever. That means that something terrible is going to stay put or comin flying out in the near future. But I guess, as an avid coffee drinker, that this is the usual fate of my intestines.
I wonder what I'll have for lunch. After this Atkins bar, which by the way, I'm not on Atkins, I scored a freebie box of PB bars that were unwanted & I never give back free food... wait. Where the hell was I?
So after this Atkins bar, I doubt I'll even be hungry for lunch. I wonder what I will eat, though.
Hmmm...