2006-01-15 - What!?! Updating here too?
2005-09-27 - That's just the way it goes
2005-09-24 - The Wanderer
2005-09-20 - We Are Electronic Performers
2005-09-20 - Crosstown train to you
2005-09-19 - Eliza, Eliza
2005-09-18 - Well that was unexpected!
2005-09-17 - Now everybody thinks that they're in love, but they're dead wrong
2005-09-15 - Feverish, Will Cut Out Neck
2005-09-14 - Sweet sensation
2005-09-13 - Wishin' and a-hopin'?
2005-09-13 - For all I know of you now
2005-09-12 - Mrs. Jimi Goodwin, You're all invited, Weds. and Thurs.
2005-09-11 - Primitive (The Way I Treat You) / Ambulance Ltd
2005-09-11 - Young Urban
2005-09-10 - Exorcism? Devil in the blue dress? Hell hath no fury?
2005-09-10 - Windmill, Windmill
2005-09-10 - Butcher Blues / Kasabian
2005-09-09 - Play me some Simon & Garfunkel
2005-09-09 - New Project/Athlete
2005-09-09 - You're not the only one
2005-09-08 - To buy: Gucci for men, for me
2005-09-08 - Feel my heartbeat, feel my heartbeat, feel my heartbeat now
2005-09-06 - Gotta go back in time!
2005-09-04 - I think I had a total of 8 Red Stripes
2005-09-03 - Walking through the long grass on your hands
2005-09-02 - Can I make you see?
2005-09-01 - Back.
2005-08-31 - Is there nothing you'd not do with a drink in you?
2005-08-29 - If something can go wrong, it will
2005-08-26 - green chile with a side of queso
2005-08-25 - Elbow's Not a Job
2005-08-25 - Everything is Everything
2005-08-25 - I hope this lasts forever, nothing lasts forever
2005-08-24 - BOOOO. I want that song!
2005-08-24 - Sept. 14th at the Warsaw...
2005-08-23 - Why even post this?
2005-08-22 - I am on your side, It's taken me a long time
2005-08-21 - "A Few Differences" by Athlete
2005-08-21 - Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down...
2005-08-20 - Iron and Wine's "Cinders and Smoke"
2005-08-19 - British ex's be damned, I still luurve TCTC
2005-08-18 - Man, they had it rough in Nottingham
2005-08-18 - I know how the best will fall and the rest will follow
2005-08-17 - SRC, NYC
2005-08-15 - Elisa, by Monsieur Gainsbourg, and the shitty internet translation
2005-08-12 - Last dance! Last dance!
2005-08-11 - Albuquerque, Summed Up
2005-08-11 - Strawberry Margaritas to go, please!
2005-08-10 - Yeah, like, at least try to get all pissed off, and then let it kinda dissolve
2005-08-09 - Sometimes I feel like a motherless child...
2005-08-08 - Song of my life?
2005-08-08 - Well, it's official
2005-08-07 - A Short List of How to Lose a Fuckbuddy in 10 Days
2005-08-06 - The GROSSEST
2005-08-06 - I put a spell on you, you'll fall asleep...
2005-08-05 - I don't need to need you LYRICS
2005-08-05 - (Written on the inside of an Orbit gum pkg on the train this morning)
2005-08-04 - Pied a terre
2005-08-03 - *Shudder*
2005-08-03 - Hangover Remedies
2005-08-02 - Letter to the Editor
2005-08-01 - Ohhh ho ho! Ye-ah!
2005-08-01 - Elvis on Line 1
2005-07-31 - Oh Madonna!
2005-07-31 - Go, go, go, go, I'll get over you (y'drive me crazy up the wall, think you're Mr. Know-It-All)
2005-07-30 - Vague Description of Last Night
2005-07-29 - I can't stand this indecision, married with a lack of vision
2005-07-28 - Case in point: Jonathan Lipnicki
2005-07-27 - The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Cobbs
2005-07-26 - You're Willing To Sacrifice Our Love!
2005-07-25 - T-Boog
2005-07-25 - 1 mozzarella omelet, 1 home fry, 1 pair of toast
2005-07-22 - This is what it sounds like when Cobbs cry
2005-07-21 - Donald Trump delivers my newspaper and I don't even tip him
2005-07-20 - You Most Likely Missed the Impromptu ICR Meeting Last Night...
2005-07-18 - Pounding in my brain, don't stop, in the bullet train from Tokyo... to Los Angeles
2005-07-15 - Special Girl, Real Good Girl
2005-07-14 - I don't need to need you, Tell me what to do, Tell me what to say...
2005-07-13 - 2 outta 3 ain't bad
2005-07-13 - She wore a get me closer to stupid girl
2005-07-12 - Oh. My. God.
2005-07-08 - Have hangover, will not go back to bed
2005-07-06 - Little, tiny
2005-07-05 - Born on the 5th of July!
2005-07-01 - Unsanitary/Insane Conditions
2005-06-30 - I Hate Matt Lauer
2005-06-29 - Ugh
2005-06-28 - Luuurve, Sweet Luuurve
2005-06-28 - Bing bing bong
2005-06-27 - Caged/Wild thing
2005-06-25 - Hot Shit!
2005-06-23 - Gettin' high on Jesus
2005-06-22 - Summer Song / DJ Cobb
2005-06-21 - 2 Lessons Learned Today:
2005-06-21 - For those about to rock
2005-06-20 - Dude, where's my brain?
2005-06-20 - Mid-morning
2005-06-19 - Love Letter
2005-06-19 - Not if you were the last Dandy on earth...
2005-06-18 - Vignettes / after watching Jools Holland...
2005-06-17 - Congratulations, You've Made It Through Another Work Week!
2005-06-16 - Keys to Los Heartitos & My Deadly Sins & Am I Normal?
2005-06-16 - Don't be fooled by the carpal tunnel that I got, I'm still blogging from the block
2005-06-15 - So. Tired. Must. Keep. Head. Up.
2005-06-14 - Oh imdb.com, how I love you so
2005-06-14 - Extreme Makeover
2005-06-13 - Verdict is in, bitches!
2005-06-13 - Bottle Blonde, Ready to Rumble
2005-06-12 - A gyro on a pita! No, a gyro on a pita!
2005-06-11 - It's a hot one, ladies!
2005-06-10 - In my haste to blabber on and on about the British...
2005-06-10 - Blah, blah... blah blah blah
2005-06-09 - Slight, mediocre freak-out
2005-06-09 - More junk (aka I'm bored at work, please save me)
2005-06-09 - Surveys, to be taken and loved, one by one
2005-06-09 - Your Daily Celeb Regurgitation
2005-06-08 - Mumbo-jumbo, and trying not to sound egotistical
2005-06-08 - Last night
2005-06-07 - Clang clang - I'm falling asleep at my desk
2005-06-07 - Magical Mystery Tour
2005-06-06 - Mid-morning Chat
2005-06-06 - 10 Minutes of Wash Time Left
2005-06-05 - One of these Days/Doves/Some Cities
2005-06-05 - Dorky Cootiebrain
2005-06-04 - Explode or Implode
2005-06-03 - Fergie, Fergie
2005-06-03 - I am in my own hell.
2005-06-02 - It's 12pm - do you know where your children are?
2005-06-01 - 102, 102!
2005-06-01 - Beckham? Beck him? No thanks.
2005-05-31 - Day One, Almost Done
2005-05-31 - If wishes were horses, Colleen would ride
2005-05-30 - Oh don't act like you don't do it too....
2005-05-30 - Talk to him about responsible sex & buy him a pack of condoms
2005-05-30 - Go back to bed, no work today
2005-05-29 - How do you afford your rock n' roll lifestyle?
2005-05-28 - 101+ Things about Colleen
2005-05-27 - Gainfully employed!
2005-05-27 - Pg. 7
2005-05-27 - Pg. 6
2005-05-26 - Pg. 5
2005-05-26 - Pg. 4
2005-05-25 - Pg. 3
2005-05-25 - Pg. 2
2005-05-24 - Pg. 1
2005-05-23 - That 70s Dream
2005-05-22 - Borderline Cheez-it Psychosis
2005-05-22 - Doo-doo-doooooo
2005-05-21 - E-lec-tri-c-i-ty
2005-05-21 - You really...
2005-05-20 - The end of an era...
2005-05-20 - Three, three, three mints in one!
2005-05-19 - This is what it sounds like... when Colleens cry
2005-05-18 - Excerpt --> email from sister
2005-05-18 - i have never updated drunk before
2005-05-17 - Jobless and Hedonistic
2005-05-16 - Club Foot
2005-05-15 - Throwing in the Towel
2005-05-14 - The Latest Spam I received says:
2005-05-13 - Make a wish! It's 12.34! (These are the things you learn at Hobbs High)
2005-05-12 - (2 more finals to go, by the way)
2005-05-11 - In the midst, in the midst...
2005-05-10 - Teen Queen Moment
2005-05-10 - Let finals ring
2005-05-09 - Where does all the money go?
2005-05-09 - Will work for actual compensation
2005-05-09 - What is this weird spam?
2005-05-08 - Catch up, catch up
2005-05-07 - Lovely Rita, Meter Maid!
2005-05-06 - We like to blog! We like, we like to blog!
2005-05-05 - News Flash! (NY Times today)
2005-05-05 - Big plans, big plans
2005-05-04 - No, no, no
2005-05-04 - Bo-Bo-ski-wattan-tattan
2005-05-03 - Hydrogen Bomb
2005-05-03 - Still in the game/name/fame/same/blame
2005-05-02 - Pass the PB, please (and no, not the PBR)
2005-05-02 - Monster-in-Law
2005-05-01 - So long, farewell....
2005-04-30 - I'm Raoul Duke tonight, and you are Dr. Gonzo
2005-04-29 - For Christopias, Darling...
2005-04-29 - Quiz: Is she too wild for you?
2005-04-28 - Will work for Couture
2005-04-27 - Wehope.Thatyouchoke.Thatyouchoke.
2005-04-26 - You can take the girl out of New Mexico, but the New Mexican Hippie Bullshit is still here...
2005-04-26 - Golden Slumbers
2005-04-25 - Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
2005-04-24 - Everybody loves a Sunday
2005-04-23 - The 3-Act Play, Starring Joe and Colleen, Brief Synopsis
2005-04-22 - Pull 'em up, drink 'em down!
2005-04-21 - Have a lovely, Thompsonesque weekend
2005-04-20 - Are you in? Or are. you. out.
2005-04-18 - Feeling bigger than my brain
2005-04-18 - It's written in the stars...
2005-04-17 - Barry Hannah, Interviewed by Lacy Galbraith
2005-04-17 - Vomitus Interruptus
2005-04-16 - Back from the dead... er, Long Island
2005-04-15 - It's my own fault
2005-04-14 - I give and I give and I give, and she takes and she takes and she takes
2005-04-13 - Ugh. Exhausted with this.
2005-04-12 - The Proust Questionnaire
2005-04-10 - More self-analysis, Less self-destruction
2005-04-10 - Shame, shame, know your name
2005-04-09 - Hangover Deluxe, to go
2005-04-07 - Quiz Time
2005-04-07 - 2 Stella, 1 Amstel; later - 2 Heineken
2005-04-06 - Nous sommes petits loups
2005-04-05 - Dear Bill Cosby,
2005-04-04 - Such a lovely and sad song... I Know/Fiona Apple
2005-04-04 - UGH.
2005-04-03 - It's too late I'm gone
2005-04-03 - Eat drink man woman
2005-04-02 - You was dead-broke and naked, now you want half
2005-03-31 - Peter Pan
2005-03-30 - Throes of what?
2005-03-29 - My horoscope today, courteousy of astro.com
2005-03-29 - Ho-ho Potato
2005-03-27 - Creation/Destruction
2005-03-26 - Gender Bombs/The Stills
2005-03-24 - Fischerspooner goodness tonight in Williamsburg!
2005-03-23 - March 23, 2005
2005-03-22 - Aqualung
2005-03-20 - I am...
2005-03-19 - Ranting, Cursing
2005-03-18 - Is it... time for bed?
2005-03-17 - In a Radiohead state of mind
2005-03-16 - We ain't goin' to the town, we're goin' to cut some pants
2005-03-15 - Day 1 at Internship
2005-03-13 - Today is my birthday, y'all
2005-03-12 - Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield
2005-03-11 - SCORE
2005-03-11 - Snow, Snow, Go Away
2005-03-10 - On thin ice
2005-03-09 - Drugstore Psychologist In Session
2005-03-09 - Yesterday Never Tomorrows/ The Stills
2005-03-08 - I Heart Me
2005-03-08 - This might be a boring entry
2005-03-07 - You know who you are (and you know what song this is)
2005-03-07 - Yuk yuk yuk
2005-03-06 - They Shoot Colleens, Don't They?
2005-03-05 - Musings, musings
2005-03-04 - Exciting Additions to the monde de Colleen
2005-03-02 - Dear Interpol,
2005-02-23 - Take all the time you need
2005-02-22 - Is it Tuesday already?
2005-02-15 - Lysine is for lovers
2005-02-14 - If you can make it here...
2005-02-09 - Call for Podiatrists!
2005-02-08 - * Holly Golightly + Paul Varjak
2005-02-08 - How old do you act?
2005-02-06 - p. 23
2005-02-03 - Describe yourself in one-word sentences.
2005-01-30 - Apologies, apologies
2005-01-26 - Back in the good old NYC
2005-01-25 - More Warholian Logic...
2005-01-23 - I'm an awful lot sadder than the tone of this entry
2005-01-23 - As I left my Schmeeds today... this was blasting on my radio
2005-01-22 - A Dodgeball Rant
2005-01-21 - Who reads Andy Warhol?
2005-01-21 - Things to look up as found in Aussie Vogue...
2005-01-20 - Brief thoughts on home-schooling
2005-01-19 - New Mexico, New Mexico
2005-01-19 - Clean, straight sober and hallucinating
2005-01-18 - Goin' back, back, to marriage, marriage
2005-01-17 - You know I have to post this (and bolded one specifically)...
2005-01-17 - Goals for this week:
2005-01-16 - pgs. 48-49, THE Philosophy of Andy Warhol (From A to B and Back Again) by Andy Warhol
2005-01-16 - A misplaced F-word
2005-01-16 - Idiotic
2005-01-14 - "See my love is asleep on the floor"
2005-01-14 - Sans whiskey
2005-01-12 - Ignorance is bliss
2005-01-12 - Prince of Wales
2005-01-11 - Asking the provocative questions since...
2005-01-10 - Tuition = $10000; Colleen = $4000
2005-01-10 - Can't you feel the warmth of my sincerity?
2005-01-08 - Sunset on a lollipop
2005-01-08 - Sleepy slow Saturday
2005-01-06 - Calling all Jacks, Calling all Jacks
2005-01-06 - I'm bendy
2005-01-04 - Bring it?
2005-01-03 - You GUYS.....
2005-01-02 - Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner!
2005-01-01 - Tina, eat the food!
2004-12-30 - Tsunami-mami!
2004-12-29 - Seems fitting for today
2004-12-28 - Social Suicide
2004-12-24 - LGA
2004-12-23 - Bumroll, paniers, fichu
2004-12-21 - Interim
2004-12-19 - Perspiration
2004-12-17 - 33
2004-12-16 - Shortcomings, Shortcomings
2004-12-14 - IF THERE IS ONE THING IN LIFE WE SHOULD SET AS A GOAL... ONE THING...
2004-12-13 - Bjork-esque, seizuring on subway ISO paranormal activity
2004-12-08 - Meeting the Big I
2004-12-06 - Waving, Drowning
2004-12-05 - From the shelter of my bed
2004-12-04 - Last Night
2004-12-03 - Falafel
2004-12-01 - For you
2004-11-30 - Here within
2004-11-30 - Well, I made it.
2004-11-30 - Au Revoir
2004-11-29 - Gone soft?
2004-11-29 - +(-)
2004-11-28 - Olive Garden redux
2004-11-27 - You are...
2004-11-27 - Indie/Acoustic/Ambient
2004-11-24 - From "The Comfort Zone" (Franzen); New Yorker Nov. 29 '04
2004-11-23 - Hmm.... yammer, yammer
2004-11-21 - Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control?
2004-11-19 - An open letter to Kasabian
2004-11-18 - The smell of a thousand horses...
2004-11-16 - I'm a cold dead fish in the sack! Hooray!
2004-11-14 - Excerpt from "The Sorrow and the Pilates", A.A. Gill, Dec. 2004 Vanity Fair
2004-11-3 - Ok, guys...
2004-10-20 - Hmm, hmm, hmm...
2004-10-03 - Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
2004-09-26 - SONOFABITCH
2004-09-21 - Tuesday, the day of no class
2004-09-16 - A day in the life of bad chiropractic care.
2004-09-13 - LES Fashion Show
2004-09-12 - Lesson in life here, people
2004-09-11 - So now you're back... from outer space...
2004-06-27 - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2
2004-06-04 - The Eleventh Hour
2004-06-03 - Twelve days of Christmas
2004-06-02 - Thirteenth floor
2004-05-26 - Quatorze
2004-05-25 - Chicago! (Or, 15 minutes of fame)
2004-05-17 - Sweet 16
2004-05-13 - She was just 17...
2004-05-11 - 18 & Life to go...
2004-05-10 - 19! Still older than the Olsens!
2004-05-07 - Twenty mothers to go...
2004-05-06 - 21! 21! 21!
2004-05-05 - 22 entries until the end, everyone!
2004-05-03 - 23 Entries left! (Or, truths, lies, secrets revealed)
2004-04-29 - 24 entries left!
2004-04-28 - Only 25 entires left!
2004-04-27 - Tuesday, Tuesday
2004-04-22 - What is wrong with America today.
2004-04-20 - Dudes
2004-04-19 - Briefs, Thongs
2004-04-16 - Vive la radio!
2004-04-15 - Dearest Joe and Geneva,
2004-04-14 - Lay Lady Lay - Lay across a big pink satin bed with your 5 for 20 bucks V-Strings
2004-04-13 - Victoria's Secret Drops Show
2004-04-13 - Slight rant
2004-04-12 - To nip or not to nip
2004-04-12 - Weird Al
2004-04-08 - In the wake of Dr. Rice...
2004-04-07 - We're gonna turn this party out
2004-04-02 - Worth posting on my diary...
2004-04-02 - Which one of you speakerboxxxs hit me in the love below!?!
2004-04-01 - Oh this uncertainty is taking me over!
2004-03-31 - It's rainin' men! Hallelujah, it's rainin' men!
2004-03-30 - One kiss & I'm zapped!
2004-03-29 - It's almost time to go home.
2004-03-24 - Dear Mailman,
2004-03-23 - Marriage me, Cooper Temple Clause!
2004-03-18 - Let me see you do the bootie rock
2004-03-16 - Nyaaarrrrrrr!
2004-03-15 - Monday after Birthday. (Also, Beware the Ides of March!)
2004-03-12 - Who you lookin at? Oh, is just the birthday girl!
2004-03-11 - Well I'm not the world's most masculine man...
2004-03-10 - All of the stars are fading away.
2004-03-09 - To reply dial 4, for more options dial...
2004-03-08 - Everybody Hertz
2004-03-05 - It's still only 9 in the morning...
2004-03-04 - Ashton Kutcher is not 30. Repeat: Ashton Kutcher is not 30.
2004-03-03 - Nobody better lay a finger on my...
2004-02-27 - Thank God Friday doesn't mean the Olsen twins anymore. Unless you're perverted.
2004-02-26 - It's only Thursday, people. You still have 1 1/2 more days of this bullshit.
2004-02-25 - Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday
2004-02-24 - This entry is really boring.
2004-02-23 - British pop darlings...
2004-02-20 - Bringin' forth the rhythm and the rhyme.
2004-02-19 - Two hundred dollars on March 15th?
2004-02-18 - Stop the banging on the wall... I won't turn down the noise at all
2004-02-13 - 300! 300! 300!
2004-02-11 - No work tomorrow! No work tomorrow!
2004-02-10 - Holy Mackerel!
2004-02-09 - Goin to hell, goin to hell...
2004-02-06 - Friday! Holy shit it's finally Friday!
2004-02-05 - Afterglow
2004-02-04 - Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
2004-02-03 - My name is Colleen, and I'm....
2004-01-29 - H-town!
2004-01-27 - Adventures with Fortune Cookies
2004-01-26 - Monday, Monday - la la la la laa la
2004-01-22 - Ode to Ian
2004-01-21 - High point of the day, ladies and gentlemen!
2004-01-21 - Sock it to me now!
2004-01-20 - Is this week over yet?
2004-01-19 - A day in the life of visiting woman-land...
2004-01-16 - Pleasure Paradise
2004-01-15 - Friendster
2004-01-15 - For I have sinned...
2004-01-14 - Spread! Spread for me! I can't... I can't wait to get you home!
2004-01-13 - Tekkie
2004-01-13 - Tuesday
2004-01-12 - Ch-ch-cherry cola
2004-01-09 - Popcorn, popcorn!
2004-01-08 - I'm off meat.
2004-01-06 - Look what the cat dragged in!
2003-12-22 - We's gonna be taking a break for about 2 weeks...
2003-12-19 - Friday! Today is Friday!
2003-12-18 - Have you bought your Bratz today?
2003-12-18 - With a name like Cobbie, it has to be good!
2003-12-17 - Because I saw that Eliza did it, and now I want to do it too...
2003-12-17 - One week from now & I'll be off! For 2 weeks!!!
2003-12-15 - All's I'm saying is...
2003-12-11 - Just a little rant. Just a little one. I swear.
2003-12-10 - To All & Sundry!
2003-12-09 - Am I a control freak? WELL? AM I?
2003-12-08 - Something smells like....
2003-12-04 - Dear Kelis,
2003-11-26 - You dammmn straight it early in the morning!
2003-11-24 - Happy Anniversary to me!
2003-11-21 - Pimpin ain't easy...
2003-11-21 - Freitag! Freitag!
2003-11-20 - Healing skin = itchy skin
2003-11-19 - On the reasoning of the world... by Laura Williams
2003-11-17 - Booooring! Boring to those that are not getting a Christmas present!
2003-11-14 - In the wake of the thong injury...
2003-11-07 - Whooooosh!
2003-11-06 - If you're fond of sand dunes....
2003-11-05 - Sicky sicky short....
2003-11-04 - Get up off of yo' feet...
2003-10-30 - Tomorrow is Halloween!
2003-10-29 - Go on & just...
2003-10-27 - Dear Diary,
2003-10-24 - Ahh the life of an administrative assistant pushes onward...
2003-10-23 - That woman and that tiger are making love!
2003-10-22 - Romantic Piscean seeks angel in disguise
2003-10-21 - Remember to scroll down!
2003-10-20 - It's the most wonderful time of year....
2003-10-15 - If I had a hammer....
2003-10-14 - Bring it on in to Omeletville!
2003-10-09 - In the Navy!
2003-10-07 - Oh, sad sad day....
2003-10-02 - Don't expect anything from this hoodrat until Tuesday....
2003-10-01 - Am I a burnout?
2003-09-30 - Everybody! Move your feet & feel united... Whoa!!!
2003-09-29 - Don't even bother reading this.
2003-09-25 - Time keeps on slippin....
2003-09-23 - You better work.
2003-09-19 - Whether times are good or bad - happy or sad (c'mon)
2003-09-17 - Uber-shortes!
2003-09-16 - You don't know what you got 'til it's gone...
2003-09-15 - You're looking for newer, more stimulating challenges...
2003-09-11 - Put yo' thang down flip it & reverse it.
2003-09-10 - Integrated Design Curriculum...
2003-09-09 - Why can't I find a woman like that?
2003-09-08 - Say oops-upside your head! Say oops-upside your head!
2003-09-05 - I like to sing-uh! About the moon-uh and the June-uh and the spring-uh!
2003-09-04 - DAMN THE BATHROOM!
2003-09-03 - I AM God!
03 September 2003 - Scraggly nails...
2003-08-29 - I cannot wait to get out of 213 Sycamore!
2003-08-27 - Ploooop!
2003-08-26 - This one will go down in history.
2003-08-22 - Diiiiiiiisgruntled.
2003-08-21 - For those about to talk some shit, we salute you!
2003-08-20 - So! Frustrated!
2003-08-19 - Seccio de libros: Terror en el Everest!
2003-08-18 - stacee,I DON'T WANT ANY MONEY FROM YOU.
2003-08-18 - Holy mic-meister, batman!
2003-08-14 - La cucaracha!
2003-08-13 - D-A-V-I-D! D-A-V-I-D!
2003-08-12 - Ah - Lisa no en casa!
2003-08-11 - My wife has an inner ear infection.
2003-08-10 - I have a dream!!!
2003-08-09 - Crap - they're pouring ice!
2003-08-08 - Hojas autoadhesivas!
2003-08-07 - I have the itchy neck!
2003-08-06 - Go shorty - it's ya birthday
2003-08-02 - Be - be honest, be - be - be honest!
2003-08-01 - FISCHERSPOONER!!!
2003-07-30 - Sha-boom sha-boom...
2003-07-29 - THIS JUST IN (and yes I've used that subject before)
2003-07-28 - Screw that entry before! Read this one!
2003-07-28 - How much is that Louis Vuitton purse in the window? The one dangling from J. Lo's hand?
2003-07-27 - Phew! The Rentals!
2003-07-25 - We're Number One, Y'all...
2003-07-24 - Johan!
2003-07-23 - Did gyre and gimble...
2003-07-21 - Double jeopardy!
2003-07-21 - I! Want! To! Go! Home!
2003-07-18 - Keep on rockin in the free world...
2003-07-17 - Little lambs apparently eat ivy, but I don't know the rest of that rhyme, despite what Schmeon says.
2003-07-15 - Korean BBQ
2003-07-11 - The Secret Life of Joe Chacon
2003-07-10 - Workin' my way back to you, babe...
2003-07-09 - It is too early for coffee & Nerds - but I did it. Jealous?
2003-07-08 - Und hier ist Eliza!
2003-07-07 - Joe Chacon's Illustrious Debut
2003-07-05 - L'anniversaire de Schmeon et Connie Cobb!
2003-07-03 - My mouth - it stings!
2003-06-30 - CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS!
2003-06-27 - Dear Mr. Scroggins,
2003-06-26 - THIS JUST IN...
2003-06-26 - Yargalmaloop
2003-06-25 - I need a bullet list on my desk by 5!
2003-06-23 - T-Sex
2003-06-21 - Our hero always has your face on it....
2003-06-20 - One in the bed & the little one said....
2003-06-19 - My body's like (whoa), my ass is like (whoa)
2003-06-17 - My baby takes the morning train...
2003-06-14 - I have sheisse in my throat!
2003-06-11 - Is it a friend of mine?
2003-06-10 - AARRRRGGGH
2003-06-05 - Is Luther Vandross ok? Is Martha?
2003-06-04 - Boooooom
2003-06-03 - Meine kopfschmerzen!
2003-06-02 - My name Isobel! Married to myself!
2003-05-30 - The Rise of the Cheesestick Class!
2003-05-29 - Workin' my way back to you, babe...
2003-05-28 - A shot out to Schmeon!
2003-05-28 - A List of Things To Do Tomorrow
2003-05-26 - I met a chihuahua yesterday named Potato!
2003-05-24 - I know you! I walked with you! Once! Upon! A! Dream!
2003-05-23 - I'll keep workin' my way back to you, babe...
2003-05-22 - Uno noche mas!
2003-05-20 - I've given up on finishing the "Happiness is a Warm Gun" lyrics...
2003-05-17 - The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
2003-05-14 - Like a lizard on a window pane
2003-05-13 - She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
2003-05-12 - Do do do do do do do do (oh yeah)
2003-05-09 - She's not a girl who misses much...
2003-05-07 - You.... shook me alllll niiiiggghhhttt loooong!
2003-05-06 - But I did wash my hands!
2003-05-05 - Keeping up with my correspondence
2003-05-01 - Anthony Kiedis + Heidi Klum = True Love
2003-04-30 - My breath smells like a monkey butt!!!
2003-04-28 - Hey Mariah! You're a pariah!
2003-04-23 - Buuttttttt rock!
2003-04-22 - It goes to show you never can tell
2003-04-21 - I CANNOT KEEP COMING UP WITH DESCRIPTIONS!
2003-04-18 - Why is that damn buddy list salmon-colored all the time?
2003-04-17 - Baby cuz I'm a thugg... (all day every day)
2003-04-15 - Don't be so quick to walk away - dance with me...
2003-04-14 - Addition for today...
2003-04-14 - Popov!
2003-04-11 - I'm outside your house...
2003-04-10 - Did you know Catherine Zeta-Jones dated Simply Red?
2003-04-08 - I am so bored! I am so bored! I have no legs! I am so bored!
2003-04-07 - Girl, you've been gone away a real long time...
2003-04-05 - What's the point in wasting time?
2003-04-04 - Short & sweet
2003-04-02 - Smarm-o blarm-o
2003-04-01 - TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
2003-03-31 - It smells like 4 day old warm beer back here!
2003-03-28 - Freitag!
2003-03-27 - Who loves kitty? Are those your shoes (blech)? Who loves kitty?
2003-03-26 - Good omens, good omens...
2003-03-25 - Wicked wicked hungry!
2003-03-24 - Mites! Mighty Mites!
2003-03-19 - Don't tell your mother...
2003-03-18 - Chicken foot, Baby fur!
2003-03-17 - It is St. Patrick's Day!!!
2003-03-14 - A very merry unbirthday to me!
2003-03-13 - Do you know what today is?
2003-03-12 - Who has a birthday tomorrow???
2003-03-10 - You don't see... what I see (Everyday as Warren G)
2003-03-07 - Alles ist gut, alles ist sehr gut, ja!
2003-03-06 - Because I miss my dear Eliza... (still Czwartek - polish for Thursday)
2003-03-06 - Czwartek
2003-03-05 - Can I kick it? Yes I can!
2003-03-04 - Handsome Girl Modeling School
2003-03-03 - Hard hitting journalism! Hard! Hitting!
2003-02-28 - You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...
2003-02-27 - Unskinny bop bop! All night and day...
2003-02-26 - La la luuuuuuu!
2003-02-26 - Cast & Crew
2003-02-25 - An emailing excursion between me & Mr. Shabadoo
2003-02-25 - Don't rock the jukebox.... play me a country song!
2003-02-24 - I must be fine cause my heart's still beating...
2003-02-21 - I AM the "it" girl - and I will not penalize you for noticing...
2003-02-21 - I look nerdy-gerdy!
2003-02-20 - Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople... Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
2003-02-19 - Did you remember Lita Ford's "Kiss Me Deadly" from a couple of days ago? That's what I thought!
2003-02-18 - Pfflllleeeewwww!
2003-02-18 - Viva la moustache revolution! (And there is no meningitis!!!)
2003-02-17 - To me... you're strange and you're beautiful...
2003-02-14 - Happy Valentine's Day!
2003-02-13 - I bit... my lip! Yowza! (you know who you are)
2003-02-12 - You don't have to say, what you did... I already know... I heard it from.... *him!*
2003-02-11 - You knock me offa ma feet, bay-beee (heee heeeee) - ma lonely days are gone!
2003-02-10 - My coo-chie remains in the gu-cci name!
2003-02-09 - Turns her voice into... sugar water!
2003-02-07 - Booz-a-rific!
2003-02-07 - Oh sweetpea - won't you come marry me?
2003-02-06 - I don't see it that way, I don't see it that way...
2003-02-05 - Why oh why do I have France fever???
2003-02-04 - Sarasa! Tabula rosa! Viva la raza!
2003-02-03 - Do you know the way to San Jose?
2003-02-02 - You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, right round...
2003-01-31 - Miss Williams, Please Check Prices. Thanks, Mr. Russell
2003-01-30 - I believe in miracles! Where ya from? You sexxxy thing, you sexy thing you!
2003-01-29 - Is there a boxcar outside waiting for you?
2003-01-29 - Ee-raisin rewind... 'cos I've been changin m'mind...
2003-01-28 - Boo-yeah - take this Slippery Sue!
2003-01-27 - Ohhh! Woe is me!
2003-01-24 - Nicht in den Mund nehmen!
2003-01-23 - It's the brash, rash, and fash.... ionable update!!!
2003-01-23 - It's the Lyricist Lounge Show!
2003-01-22 - Smooooth operator!
2003-01-21 - I still have that "Saturday in the Park" song stuck in me brain!
2003-01-20 - Disclaimer No. 1-8-7 (yes, yes, please add your "mutha fuckin cop" line here)
2003-01-20 - Why just one glove? Why a glove at all?
2003-01-18 - WILLY WONKA ANSWERS!!!
2003-01-18 - Sat-ur-day! In the parrrk! Could have sworn it was the 4th of July!!!
2003-01-17 - Without you! Without you... everything falls apart!
2003-01-17 - Argh! My eyes!
2003-01-16 - Psycho hosebeast!
2003-01-15 - Fascist ba-beeeeee!
2003-01-14 - Cat scratch fever!!!
2003-01-13 - Skinny white girl gettin' down with her ba-yad self!
2003-01-13 - Vegetable Lasagna? He's an idiot.
2003-01-11 - I have got a fever... for more cowbell!
2003-01-10 - You ARE special - your father & I keep telling you that....
2003-01-09 - I am stepping on toes today!
2003-01-09 - I have a weird red bump on the finger of my knuckle, and some rug burn you would not believe!
2003-01-08 - Me! ME! ME! ME!
2003-01-08 - Day in... day out... A little boy & girl... are goin' out... day by day....
2003-01-06 - A Bean Feast is in the works!
2003-01-05 - It's Murder on the Dance Floor! And Joe Didn't Kill the Groove!
2003-01-04 - If I were really dating Wonka, I could get my Nerds for free! (And I guess, money for nothing)
2003-01-03 - Never trust a big butt & a smile... that girl is poison!
2003-01-03 - YOU ARE SEDUCING YOURSELF!!!
2003-01-02 - Ain't nuthin but a hoochie mama! Hoodrat, Hoodrat Hoochie mama!
2003-01-01 - What - did you think I would miss a recap of New Year's? This isn't a recap... sorry!
2002-12-31 - Yeehaw!
2002-12-30 - Well I never....
2002-12-30 - I like... to pull out.... my eyelashes!
2002-12-29 - WHY WAS I ALLOWED TO WATCH SCARY MOVIES AS A CHILD???
2002-12-28 - (Last night I talked about the un-diverse Beach Boys - God help us)
2002-12-27 - Joni Mitchell never lies...
2002-12-27 - She knows exactly what she's worth to me!
2002-12-26 - I think I'll go read about the anorexics now...
2002-12-24 - Bing bonggg! Biiiiinnnnggg bong!
2002-12-23 - I only wish it were chocolate....
2002-12-21 - Long jacket!
2002-12-20 - My ego is slowly... growing... must... stop.... ego!
2002-12-20 - Naganooch!
2002-12-19 - Rant rant rant!
2002-12-18 - Ain't that peculiar...
2002-12-18 - Jingle jingle jingle!
2002-12-17 - #2 Bubonic, Technotronic, Hooked on Phonics....
2002-12-17 - Bubonic plague?
2002-12-16 - Bronchitis!
2002-12-15 - Santa Fe Ranch Lay's
2002-12-13 - FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!
2002-12-13 - We have achieved freak out....
2002-12-12 - La voila la jolie vigne!
2002-12-11 - Elton John is in the house!
2002-12-11 - Je veux des chiens!
2002-12-10 - Sheisse. Merde.
2002-12-09 - No. 2
2002-12-09 - Firey breath of doom!
2002-12-07 - I'll be out in two shakes of a lamb's tail
2002-12-06 - In the year 2525...
2002-12-05 - Rooting, rooting
2002-12-04 - Schtinky
2002-12-03 - Scuffle & truffle, I smell pants with no cuffle!
2002-12-03 - Je deteste ma vie!
2002-12-02 - Wild! Wildly interested! Wild!
2002-12-02 - Wine-o Albine-o
2002-12-01 - Sewing circle is sewing knots
2002-11-30 - Bad seeds
2002-11-30 - Oh Fragonard! Please paint me in bloomers!
2002-11-27 - Pilgrim! Pilgrim bilgrim!
2002-11-27 - Frenchie? Frenchie wenchie?
2002-11-26 - The rain in Spain
2002-11-25 - The shortbus
2002-11-22 - Good day Sun-shine!
2002-11-22 - Ode to Dre
2002-11-22 - the beginning!