Work is so boring I want to rip my malfunctioning eyes out of my head. I shredded a crate and a half of documents, making me feel like I was a part of Enron, sure, but listless Enron at best. I tried using Paint in order to scrawl "Maddy Loves Rod Stewart" in different colors with little hearts all around it and emailing it to her as an attachment, but even that's not exciting anymore (Maddy is from Oxford and hates Rod Stewart - which would be a fantastic one-liner on how to describe someone).
I have nothing to do! I have nothing to do!