Dear Kelis,
I have received your
words of challenge, and I personally would like to refer you to my track record of supreme victory and unabashed devastation over all that strike against me. While you may have been a fine opponent in your yard, how will you fare in the world's yard? Whilst thou milkshake be better than mine then? Will it? Perhaps your milkshake won't bring all the boys to the yard! Perhaps they won't say it's better than mine! You damn right - it might not be better than mine! And I don't need no teaching! You ain't gotta charge me!
I expect to see you at high noon. In the yard. The boys are waiting!
Colleen
2003-12-04 | 9:58 a.m.
