Freitag! Freitag!

You know it's going to be a good day when the UPS man says to you, "Hey - I was flipping through the channels the other day and I came across that Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, you know? And I when I looked at those girls, I thought of you. You could really do that, you know. If you wanted to. I bet you've heard that before, though."

*Shudder* I wonder if the Office Depot man thought about that too. No more handing out smiles like fish at a fish market, I tell you what!

2003-11-21 | 10:23 a.m.

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