CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS!
The last entry has sparked the idea that there should be a week of guest entries in my diary. Therefore and thus, I am requesting any and all submissions to be emailed directly and you will be indirectly directed in the direct way. You will not be paid, and there is no way for me to send out my much-coveted Nerds & Coffee as compensation. The only thing gained here is fame, fame, fame & a following that is incomparable!!!
In related news, I was reminiscing about mine & Eliza's Enrique Iglesias phase. It was a brilliantly poignant phase, full of videos with ex-porn stars and Mandy sitting in the back of Eliza's blazer, as "Be With You" blasted en route to Wal*Mart. He was singing along.
Unfortunately, the well ran dry when Eliza decided that "Hero" was a tune best sung to a Ventriloquist's dummy.
2003-06-30 | 9:12 a.m.
