Dear Mr. Scroggins,
Hello, I.M. Scroggins. We at Connie Cobb Industries would like to extend a warm welcome and hope that our next words don't come as a shock to you. The following offer has been well thought through, and we have selected you as the best candidate, as you are almost as cynical as CC Industries itself, and you have a well-known grasp over the written word. Or maybe you don't, who knows.
We would like you to write a guest entry for Connie Cobb's most highly sought-after, prestigious online publication.
Please, think this over. Compile some ideas. Get back to us. But this low interest rate won't last forever.
We're looking forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Connie Cobb Industries
Albuquerque, NM
2003-06-27 | 12:30 pm
