"Hey man, I just got the new Dave album, maaaan! Let's go smoke a doob and watch the sunset to 'Satellite' maaaan!" Or, "I am going to see Tori this weekend, I cannot wait. I love Tori." Toriheads are worse than Daveheads, and both of these are not as bad as Phish-heads, Phish-heads, roly poly Phish-heads, Phish-heads, Phish-heads, eat them up - yum!"
I also don't like how people get "swept up." You know - Furbies, Tickle-Me Elmo. I don't like the fever - or fervor. I don't like it! I think it's crap, and I saw some glittery glitter hoohaa ad for some other diary and it had anime lovebirds smoochin with their big eyes and disproportionate lips. Has anyone seen anime porn? I have. The penis was a huge neon green rod that you could see through the girl's side as he did her. Nasty! And I hate it!
On a related note - I also hate those people who were big nerds in highschool but the kind that were semi-goth, but really just trashy & in drama. They'll never win. As they get older, they claim they like synthpop and wear camo's. They have oversized asses in their camo's, and get too many tattoos for someone who - at the heart of it all - was just not cool enough, and still isn't. They might major in math, but they'll definitely leave their beloved drama behind. Maybe they went through a slutty phase - and god bless 'em for takin each other off the market, cos I sure don't want 'em - and maybe their slutty phase was exemplified by "Tori"'s music, but not even Ms. Amos would like to hang out with these pretentious-for-no-reason hacks. Hacks! And they like fantasy art - with slut-o girls in Herculean costumes and men with every muscle glistening in the sun, to remind us all HOW NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE THEY ALL ARE!
Now I've just disgusted myself. Ugh. And now, back to Hogarth papers...