I realize now, in my current state of mildly-hungover-but-not-really, that my "eye-splitting headache" is in fact sinus pressure. This is not at all helped by my copious cigarette-smoking, and even though Christopias told me that in order to quit smoking I should realize that my purchasing is funding republicans, I'm so addicted it ain't even funny. That must be how Karl Rove fuels his evil empire fire.
Hey! Something smells like deliciousness and scrambled eggs up in here!