Oh. My. God.

I just totally drank sour milk. I just totally fucking drank sour milk. I kinda want to puke a little. Do the vomit, etc. What happens if you drink sour milk? Do you get sick? Am I going to have to be parked on the can for the next four hours!?! What's gonna happen!?! *shudder* How could I have continued to drink the milk when I thought, "Wow - this tastes like a pile of ass"!?! How!?! What if I hallucinate, lose my eyesight, lose my colon, or worse, lose my left foot?
Does anyone else get blinding footcramps, by the way? Just me? Thought so.

2005-07-12 | 5:23 p.m.

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