I Hate Matt Lauer
If anyone else on the stupid Today show mentions Vernon Kay's blinding smile, I will plant myself in Rockefeller Plaza, signs in hand, demanding that they quit
beating the goddamn dead horse. Matt Lauer, I hope you go deaf, dumb, and blind for as many times as you've referenced Kay's whitey-whites. This is the exact same reason for Furbies, Howard Dean's demise, Tom Cruise's alleged insanity, and Tickle Me Elmo. I swear to God, if I run into you on the street, I will light your everyday-gray-suit on fire.
2005-06-30 | 10:26 a.m.
