Borderline Cheez-it Psychosis
Has anyone
tried the Hot & Spicy Cheez-its? No, I mean...
really tried. I mean - let it sit on your tongue, let its... aroma waft up into the nostrils, sink into your palette, swish it around, snort it up, spit it out, eat it back up like a mama to baby birds. Hot
damn, some ingenious Processed-Foods-Chef really scored on that one, really let the green Tabasco get down n' dirty with the original baked cheddar cracker. I cannot believe the insane
goodness of this little crunchy morsel.
Um, I sheepishly fear that I've let too much of myself show here.
2005-05-22 | 6:18 p.m.
