2 Stella, 1 Amstel; later - 2 Heineken
Last night, I guzzled 3 beers before getting on the subway, sitting opposite 2 very on-the-prowl 16 yr. old boys. While they were speaking to each other in Italian, around 34th St. one of them gave me the full up and down, and then the nod hell-yes, to which I snapped off my headphones and said, "Hey! That's too obvious!" Which made him turn pink with embarrassment, and then they both started to giggle. As they exited, all they could muster to say to me was, "Si, Si." So, congratulations, Connie Cobb - you can humiliate teenage boys. Good job.
2005-04-07 | 3:04 p.m.
