I'm bendy
Now... for some reason, I got 131 hits yesterday and I still don't understand how I could pull this measly little diary up from 30 hits (usually) to 100+. I'm going to guess it's from the addition of phrases such as:
"Nude little sister"
"Asian ping-pong sex"
"Dirty Garanimals"
"Smell your socks, lick them clean"
"I like to prod with toes"
"Move it around, shake a little thang"
"Naked kangaroo punch"
"Fat bootylicious on bottom bar"
"Hot Carl, Cold Betty"
"He wants it with one leg in the air"
"Is this normal?"
This is just an experiment. Let's see what well-wishing perverts I attract...
2005-01-06 | 12:57 a.m.
