Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control?
Oh Britney, with your
salt-soaked beach 'do and thick, firm thighs - how far you've fallen from the spotlight. Does anyone even care about this new album? Strike that - for some reason, a teacher had the thing rollin' in her FID (Fashion Industry Design) class at Parsons as the students drew. How strange. Of all the things I like to get down to, when the drawing commences, it's hardly the heavy electronic beat of Pop Royalty.
Speaking of Pop Royalty, who remembers when the rumors ran rampant that Britney & Prince William were shagging like monkeys in an opera? Good times. Too bad I haven't heard any good rumors on Prince William lately. If anyone knows of any, feel free to submit them to the guestbook. I'll read them with voracious delight.
2004-11-21 | 11:09 a.m.
