Speaking of donkey dong, or had I not specifically mentioned that yet, I woke up this morning to go a-runnin, which was THE STUPIDEST IDEA OF THE CENTURY. In the desert, it gets butt-freaknasty cold right before the sun comes up, so I was running when it was 15 degrees outside. At one point, I got nauseous and lightheaded, so I sat on the curb. Then I thought, I'm some freak that is sitting on the curb at 6 in the morning with four shirts on.
I am so not quitting the gym.