2. I volunteered to help with Carol Moseley Braun's campaign for presidency in 2004. She wants to increase government spending from 6% to 10% on education! Since I am a big believer that America is stupid, education is my numero uno concern at this point. It doesn't hurt that she's a woman, either, of course. I know it's a long shot at this point, but wouldn't it ROCK Capitol Hill if she got in there & started stirring some shit? Ahhhh yes. I love shit-stirring.
3. WHERE ARE MY NERDS? I beckoned & called for one (1) case of Nerds (Watermelon & Wild Cherry) and I'll be damned if those wee'uns have not arrived yet. Maybe this afternoon.
4. Work sucks a fatty. I already have a list of 13 things to do tomorrow. Luckily, though, I do have this Freitag off, so bonus scorearific for me, brah! Kowabunga! Yeehaw!
5. Schmeon & I had a lengthy debate (it was actually only about 5 minutes) regarding Mrs. Adam Sandler, because, you see, I thought she was haggish in a Frank-the-Tank wife sort of way (Old School, an embarrassment to admit I've seen, if I do say so myself). Oh well. It's not important. What's important is that - THE NERDS HAVE NOT YET ARRIVED. That is all.
6. Who here remembers when Fiona Apple was all about Maya Angelou? Who here remembers Fiona Apple?
Argh. I need a nap.