I met a chihuahua yesterday named Potato!
Oh! How could I forget on this holiest of holidays that once upon a time, a wee lass named Eliza had an intrinsic love affair with a ghastly, beastly sort entitled... "I hear the secrets that you keep {bum bum bum} when you're talking in your sleep." This love affair lasted mere weeks - yet it was passionate, it was lustful, and most of all - it was on her voicemail!
Kiddies - I have the opportunity to set up an interview with some bloke that says that I can make $50,000 in commission my first year. Too good to be true? Or just too good...
I will set up an interview and be memorial of my belated hotdogs...
2003-05-26 | 1:00 p.m.
