I am saying this only because graduation is upon us like a filthy fly swatter gummed between a fat man's buttocks. You see, there is a wee party that is taking place that I have no interest in involving myself with, and I have been involved because I'm an idiot. And I started getting hopping mad when I was analyzing characters & situations, and my justification to not go through with this hoohaa is pretty mean-spirited. And I'm so sick of the parties! And I don't even know the people who are going to be coming! This is not how I would do a graduation party - this sucks!
Oh why oh why oh why couldn't I have had a graduation party with Eliza, or Shaba - or Schmeon? And didn't we just have a goddamn party? Why with these people that I don't like to hang out with?!? WHY IS THIS EVER-SO-FRUSTRATING? AND ALSO - if one more gnat flies around this po-dunk office - heads is rollin', I swear to God!