So back to this poetry-hatred thing. Don't you hate those people who write melancholic, doldrums of society-type crap that is not poignant, truthful, or meaningful? I hate it. I really do. Modern poetry is about as earth-shattering as J. Lo's newest bootie-barin' Versace gown. Bo-ring! And ... laaa-me! What's funny, however, are those high school cheerleaders who think they've hit the jackpot with their current boyfriend and write him poetry with lines such as "My heart did not beat until now, I am the theater, let's take a bow" and other rhyming nonsense that alludes to the oral sex they had last night in the backseat of his Trans-Am. Good God I hate poetry. These people just need to take up porn - writing it, starring in it, watching it, taking an avid interest in acting out porn fantasies, etc. etc. Cut to the chase already.
I have nothing else to say, today! I feel it is neccesary to use improper commas, maybe! And make my sentences - they will sound little! Yellow! Different! Coffee! Is! Hitting! Maybe something will strike my fancy in the middle of the afternoon, where I will be paralyzed with fear from freshmen stuck on a high of their 2nd semester at UNM, for this is my 10th! THIS IS MY TENTH SEMESTER, JEBUS PLEASE END THIS SUFFERING!
On a sidenote - does anyone think that the Snuggle Bear has been ousted (seeing how he is the creepiest thing alive these days, and good God - get him away from the Sharpei! He'll eat it for sure!!!) for the Serta Sheep? Oh they are so cute (I want #13!).