* Jackpot! Photos & everything! (Disclaimer: This guy might be certifiably nuts)
*"Peter Ostrum, the kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, is alive and well and living in Upstate New York, where he works as a veterinarian." Peter is ol' Charlie Buckett (formerly thought that Mandy was Charlie Buckett - and am I spelling that wrong?).
* On a side note, Mayim Bialik from Blossom is studying molecular biology. If you're a moron like me, you used to watch this piece back in its day.
*"Little is known about Michael Bollner before or after Willy Wonka. The movie was filmed in his native Munich and it is believed Bollner is now an accountant in Germany. Bollner appeared at a reunion of several cast members in late 1999." A reunion! A reunion!!!! By the way, Michael is Augustus Gloop.
*Holy crap! You're turning violet, Violet!!!
*Veruca turned out all right too, I suppose.
*Here's Mike Teevee! Who knew his name was Paris? Who knew he was in the Big Lebowski? Oh wait - it was uncredited - which I guess he was uncredited in a bunch - including "The Doors." Huh.
That's it for the kids - I don't really care about the rest of the cast, you see. Aw, but I bet Grandpa Joe passed on... ol' bugger. Hmmm - off to find Wonder Years sheisse!