You know what I would like? I would like one of those cold but no-pain ear days. Why do these consarn ears insist upon feelin like the sweaty hog of death has breathed upon them when I walk to school minus hat? And then it takes approximately 72 minutes before they feel like normal again. Which is too long, because in 45 minutes I must brave the cold, new world again when I go to class. Thus, the cycle starts all over again, what with the sneezing and hem-hawing and one hell of a bad ear throb. Damn ears. I should really get them pinned to my head so they would keep warmer.