Oh this uncertainty is taking me over!

IF I HAVE TO ANSWER ONE GODDAMN MORE PERSONAL PHONE CALL FOR SOMEONE IN THIS OFFICE, I WILL TAKE A BIG POOP IN MY PANTS, LIGHT IT ON FIRE, AND SPREAD IT AROUND THE OFFICE.

Along with burning flesh, hair, rotten stewed eyeballs, and rabid mice! Torn oxfords from burnt bodies! Skinned dogs! Toothless wonders! Innards of blackheads, puss-infested scab-warts, lymphatic fluid, salmonella cakes and bitten off fingers!

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT SCORNED!

2004-04-01 | 2:31 p.m.

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