Thank God Friday doesn't mean the Olsen twins anymore. Unless you're perverted.

Good crap. Did you guys know that there is a racecar with "The Passion" airbrushed on it? Did you know there are necklaces, bracelets, crowns of thorns, and a bible - all with "The Passion" written across the cover or the paper thingy that they hang from? All I can picture is that crap that you can buy when you're waiting to check out at Hasting's. How weird is this?

There is a very very fat little bird outside the window right now, chirping and acting a little like Schmeeds and all I can picture is the branch breaking. I wonder if Schmeeds is a descendant of the birds - like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park. Man, birds are weird. Maybe this weekend I'll watch "The Birds", and also "Life is Beautiful" because I haven't seen it yet except for this part where a very fantastically-dressed woman is crawling under a table at a party. I will sit with a plate full of Taco Cabana, as civilized folks do, and drink a huge Dr. Pepper and not move for approximately 5 hours.

Life is beautiful, you guys. It is. When you have a plate full of Taco Cabana. Mmm. Queso.

2004-02-27 | 9:10 a.m.

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