I love "Everwood." I hate Madison (I boycotted one episode because I don't like her) but I can't seem to divert my eyes from this show. Last night was the big sex episode - Ephram with Madison, Amy with Tommy, Treat with redheaded Linda... whodunit, you ask? Welllll. Our little Ephram hath becometh a maneth. Sure the road to that event was rough - a little preemie here, an argument there, but ultimately - the parked car and the tell-tale loud unzip lets us all know that Ephram is going to be that guy in highschool that did it at 16 with a 20 yr. old college girl. Ephram is the man! Can you imagine if that went *ahem* down (ahhh, cheap shot) in highschool? Everyone would have been talking about it for weeks & weeks! Ephram, the new kid that nobody liked, bones his TWENTY YEAR OLD BABYSITTER. EPHRAM IS THE NEW FOLK HERO FOR TEENAGE BOYS EVERYWHERE. Hell, he's my hero.
Amy, however, did not lose her pants in this episode. Tommy's dealing again, everybody. Tommy is dealing. The drugs. Amy has exceptions, and then she has rules, and then she has those inappropriate bangs. Television without Pity calls Tommy "eyebrows." I think that's just about the funniest thing ever. Well, in reference to Everwood, at least.
Then Treat & Firecrotch got tested to the maxxx - Linda saying that she was jeopardizing his life with his kids, yada yada yada - Treat vetoed her brutal rebuff & they're still together.
All in a days work, people! All in a days work!